woman over phone: What's the 1 800 number for the Hampton Inn's
me: 1 800 HAMPTON
woman: no I don't understand it, I need the numbers!
me: 1 800 426 7866
woman: Now tell me why you have to have it Hampton instead of the numbers!
me: I don't know ma'am.
woman: Well it's incovienent! It's all bulls*#@! *click*
I so wanted to say "well they number is 1 800 HAMPTON because it's easier to remember and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what #'s HAMPTON stands for, you just have to look at the numbers on the phone! The letters are written on them!"